i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
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He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
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I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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