I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
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How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
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