I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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