Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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