ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
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