Define "chronic" masturbator.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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