I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
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She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
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