I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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