Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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