That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
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