do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
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apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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