Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
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