pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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