I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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