just survived the first fart of the relationship.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
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