just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
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Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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