I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
Randomize
