Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
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So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
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I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I'm really sorry I called you a "smug, arrogant, boyfriend-fucking piece of defecation". I was super drunk.
I was going to be mad, but then I remembered you don't use autocorrect and spelled everything correctly and I was kinda impressed.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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