well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
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Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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