what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
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