I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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