i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
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Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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