I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
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You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
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The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
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