i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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