do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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