i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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