Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She told me she was selfish for not giving me a blowjob... I couldn't agree more.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
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it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
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You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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