did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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