I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
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