i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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