Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
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I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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