If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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