marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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