Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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