i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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i just identified you from a description of your pipe
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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