Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Telling me its the beginning of school is like telling me the crown royal fairy has come back from vacation.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
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Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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