Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
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I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
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to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
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