Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Randomize
