how hairy? two words: wookie tits
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
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This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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