The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
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if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
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I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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