i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
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