wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
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He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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