i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
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I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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