Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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