when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Just saw a guy with two baby turtles sneaking into the building
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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