I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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