she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
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Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
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Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
So apparently I’m into choking now
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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