Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
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Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Updates: Made out with a teletubby last night in the middle of the street #lifegoals
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