Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
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hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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