after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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