K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
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you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
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Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
i think im in europe. pls send help
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Randomize