She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
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We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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