none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
The power of my boobs compel you
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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