What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
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Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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