i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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