Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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