ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
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I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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